Monday, August 8, 2011

This is Embarassing!?

Okay, I picked my 2 year old son, 4 year old daughter, and my 1 year old daughter up from their baby sitter's house. We stopped at McDonald's drive thru , ate, drank. We got back in the car and I decided to go to the mall. Eliza (4 y/o) wanted new shoes and a new shirt. So I thought what the heck, let's get 'em all some new clothes!! Well, I had a large drink at McDonald's and felt the need to pee on the ride there. I thought I could hold it. We ran into construction for as long as it took to get my kids asleep. I wasn't just going to turn around and go home now. We live like a 30 minute to an hour away. I waited in traffic and they opened the lanes. Finally I thought! I really felt the pee coming on! I woke the kids up while I was driving and had Eliza unbuckle the other 2. I knew I was about to pee on myself so I ran up to the entrance, thinking they had the bathrooms up there. Sadly for me, they were closed for cleaning. I heard Eliza "Mommy, I have to go potty!" Oh great, I thought. Both of us had to go. She said she couldn't hold it. There we were in the middle of the store both of us running, each pushing a stroller. If you asked me, it looked HILARIOUS! It wasn't though. I stopped. Eliza's eyes widened and she said: Uh oh! She had started to pee on herself. I said Hurry Eliza! Turn around go back to the car. We turned around, hoping I wouldn't humiliate myself. Oh great. I felt a little pee drop out. I started running full speed. I knew I couldn't just grab myself right there to keep it from coming out. There it was. I couldn't hold it any longer. The pee just flowed out of me like Niagara Falls! I was so embarrassed! I was HUMILIATED! Eliza said: Mommy! She started crying and I felt so bad! I may have scarred her for life. What do I do!!???!

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