Embarrassing thing happened at school?

Yesterday at school was possibly the worst day of my life. It was the last period of the day, Algebra. It was incredibly hot and there were a couple fans running. Anyways, the heat always upsets my digestive system. I was sitting in a desk near the back of the room, wearing a white sundress. I felt a rumbling pain in my stomach and clenched my jaw and my head dropped to my desk with a bang. The teacher looked up from his lecture and asked "Kleondra, are you all right?" Then, diarrhea poured out of my anus like a brown Niagara Falls. It smelled like a mixture of hot tar and rotten eggs, and everyone was screaming and flipping desks. I was crying with my face down and diarrhea was dripping all over the desk and floor. I then blacked out from the stench and exhaustion and had to be hurried to the nurse, covered in diarrhea. How can I face everyone on Monday?